I know this is not fishing humor but it is humor. I'm not sure how many of you have seen the show Duck Dynasty but I personally think its one of the funniest shows ever! For those who have not seen it, its a program on A&E that follows the life the Robertson's, a "Red Neck Family" that hit … [Read more...]
Olancha CA, Just Whats in the water up there? HA!
There is a little town located on highway 395 in the Eastern Sierras called Olancha California. I know they bottle Crystal Geyser Spring water up there but I’m curious as to just what is in the water up there in Olancha, let me explain. Now first off I know most anyone that has been up that way has … [Read more...]
Business and fishing
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the … [Read more...]
You might be a fisherman if…….
A friend emailed me this so I thought I'd share. 1) You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener. 2) Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat. 3) You call your boat "Sweetheart" and your wife … [Read more...]
2011 Darwin Awards
While this is not a fishing related joke, I found it funny so I figured I'd share it. It's with great pleasure that I announce.....it's that time again.....The Darwin Awards are out! These Annual Honours are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by killing … [Read more...]
Little Timmy’s Goldfish
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What'cha doing, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "I've just buried him." The … [Read more...]
Satan and the Fisherman
A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the … [Read more...]
Your wish is my command, kinda.
A man was surf fishing along the beach when he found a bottle. He looked around but didn't see anyone so he opened it A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you any wish, but I can only grant one." … [Read more...]
Pet Fish?
A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet … [Read more...]
Devotion
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, Yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what Martha? You have been with me … [Read more...]
