Yes, I know some are pretty stupid, enjoy!
Q: What do fish and women have in common?
A: They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall
A: “Dam!”
Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A: Drop it a line!
Q: Why did the fish cross the road?
A: Cause it was hooked!
Q: Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?
A: Just for the halibut!
Q: Why are fish so smart
A: Because they swim in schools!
Q: What does the pope eat during lent?
A: Holy mackerel!
Q: How do fish go into business?
A: The start on a small scale!
Q: What is the richest fish in the world?
A: A goldfish
Q: Where does a fish end-up when it flies?
A: A magic carp
Q: What do you call a small fish magician?
A: A magic carpet
Q: What do fish use for money?
A: Sand dollars!
Q: Where does a fish keep his money
A: In the River Bank!
Q: What did one hillbilly say to another?
A: I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife……best trade I ever made.
Q: What is the fastest fish in the water?
A: A motopike
Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In a river bed
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can’t tuna fish.
Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A Sturgeon!
Q: If fish lived on land, in which country would they live?
A: Finland.
Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
Q: What do you call a fish whith a car?
A: A carfish!
Q: What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
A: The Codfather
Q: What do you call a fish without the eye?
A: fsh
