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Three Legged Chicken

Nothing to do with fishing but still funnt A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph. Pretty fast chicken, he … [Read more...]

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25 Truths For Mature Humans

A friend recently sent me the following in an email and I thought I'd share it with you all, 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I … [Read more...]

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Never argue with a woman

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife decides … [Read more...]

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No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

This one was sent to me by Sandra Lewandowski and while its not fishing related I thought it was pretty funny so I decided to share it. No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as … [Read more...]

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The Deserted Fisherman.

There was a  fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sprung a leak and sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him several weeks later, the captain noticed there was a fire pit with … [Read more...]

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A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

The following joke was sent to me by a friend and I thought I'd share it with you. A Jack Daniels Fishing Story: I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a snake with a frog in his mouth and I thought to myself, Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the … [Read more...]

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No Bull

  The following post is going to sound like a bunch of bull but I give you my word that it is 100% true, NO BULL. A few years back while shore fishing at one of my favorite lakes, Haiwee Reservoir, which has since been closed because according to LADWP it’s a Homeland Security issue which is a … [Read more...]

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