Yes, I found the following jokes on the internet and found them funny. No, I couldn't find the authors of them so I cant give them credit One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice from above said, “There are no fish down … [Read more...]

The reporter asks the winners of a Fishing Contest what their secret is: 3rd place winner - I am a surgeon, Once I tried to catch with human appendix, fish liked it, I caught a lot of pike, carp and chub with it. 2nd place winner - I also work in a hospital and specialize in Adenoid glands … [Read more...]

A young zealous boy wanted desperately to work at a department store. He approached the store manager who responded they needed no help. Quite persistent, the boy returned again and again until the manager finally said "We're having a holiday sale tomorrow. Why don't you show up and you can give it … [Read more...]

This story comes from my buddy Rick Lawrence. Owner of Fish-N-Fool Lures. Thanks for sharing Rick. This is a true story that happened to me about 20 years ago now. I was fishing for Bass at Liberty Lake, in Eastern Washington.  It was early in the morning on Sept. 30th, the very last day of the … [Read more...]

Yes, I know some are pretty stupid, enjoy! Q: What do fish and women have in common? A: They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them! Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall A: "Dam!" Q: How do you communicate with a fish? A: Drop it a line! Q: Why did the fish … [Read more...]

I know this isnt a fishing joke but I found it funny and had to share Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? … [Read more...]

A balding, white haired man from Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, … [Read more...]

And once again, it's time for the Darwin Award Nominees. The Darwins are awarded every year to the persons who died in the stupidest manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool. This years nominees are: Nominee No.. 1: (San Jose Mercury News): An unidentified man, using a shotgun … [Read more...]

I got this in an email and even though it has nothing to do with fishing I had to share it. President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name. "Walter," responds the little boy. … [Read more...]

I saw this on Facebook and thought it was funny so I thought I'd share. An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and … [Read more...]