The following joke was sent to me by a friend and I thought I’d share it with you.
A Jack Daniels Fishing Story:
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a snake with a frog in his mouth and I thought to myself, Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog out of his mouth, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
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